A few guitar jokes, yeh we know some are corny, however, in conclusion, we hope they will make you smile
1 – Two jazz guitarists meet in a bar, and then one says, “Yeah man, I bought your last album, it was awesome!” to which the other replies, “Oh so that was you!”.
2 – What’s the difference between an electric guitar player and a vacuum cleaner?
When you unplug a vacuum cleaner it doesn’t suck anymore.
3 – What’s the difference between a Fender and a Gretsch?
The Gretsch burns longer. – The fact that there’s a Highway to Hell but only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
5 – What’s the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
6 – What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?
7 – What’s the difference between a lawnmower and an Electric Guitar?
You can tune a lawnmower.
8 – How do you figure out who the guitar player is at a party?
He’ll tell you.
9 – Two guys were walking down the street. One was destitute. The other was a guitar player, too.
10 – A man asks the devil: “how much does it cost to be the greatest guitar player in the world?”
The devil says: “Give me your Soul.”
The man asks: “What can I get for a dollar?”
Devil: “Greatest bass player in the world.”
11 – Why are so many guitar player jokes one-liners?
So the rest of the band can understand them.
12 – How does a guitar player protect his Guitar from being stolen?
Store it in a bass case
13 – What’s the range of a Gibson Les Paul?
Depends on how far you throw it.
14 – Why do guitarists prefer playing guitar to cycling?
Because with a bike you only get two pedals.
15 – How can you tell when your guitarist is out of tune?
His hand starts moving.
16 – How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar?
17 – Why bury guitar players 6 feet under?
Because deep down, they’re all very nice people.
18 – How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unison?
19 – How do you know someone’s a really good guitarist?
He’ll tell you!