Guitar Humour

We here at guitar advice all like to have a good laugh. So, as a result, we have begun a guitar-related page with humorous guitar quips and cartoons about the guitar and music in general. As an example, check out our funny guitar jokes when you have a few moments to relax and smile.

As a matter of fact, It’s not easy to find good guitar-related jokes and cartoony, incidentally, we would love to see you on our Facebook group page, head on over, we enjoy a good joke there as well. To that end, if you have any you would like to share, please email them from our contact page. In the meantime, here is a little jazz humor to begin with.

Check out our guitar jokes and funny stuff in the images below. Check back now and then as we will do our best to keep this page updated.

One-line jokes are at the bottom of this page after the images.

Guitar jokes

A few guitar jokes, yeh we know some are corny, however, in conclusion, we hope they will make you smile

1 – Two jazz guitarists meet in a bar, and then one says, “Yeah man, I bought your last album, it was awesome!” to which the other replies, “Oh so that was you!”.

2 – What’s the difference between an electric guitar player and a vacuum cleaner?
When you unplug a vacuum cleaner it doesn’t suck anymore.

3 – What’s the difference between a Fender and a Gretsch?
The Gretsch burns longer. The fact that there’s a Highway to Hell but only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

5 – What’s the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

6 – What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?

7 – What’s the difference between a lawnmower and an Electric Guitar?
You can tune a lawnmower.

8 – How do you figure out who the guitar player is at a party?
He’ll tell you.

9 – Two guys were walking down the street. One was destitute. The other was a guitar player, too.

10 – A man asks the devil: “how much does it cost to be the greatest guitar player in the world?”
The devil says: “Give me your Soul.”
The man asks: “What can I get for a dollar?”
Devil: “Greatest bass player in the world.”

11 – Why are so many guitar player jokes one-liners?
So the rest of the band can understand them.

12 – How does a guitar player protect his Guitar from being stolen?
Store it in a bass case

13 – What’s the range of a Gibson Les Paul?
Depends on how far you throw it.

14 – Why do guitarists prefer playing guitar to cycling?
Because with a bike you only get two pedals.

15 – How can you tell when your guitarist is out of tune?
His hand starts moving.

16 – How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar?
Nobody knows.

17 – Why bury guitar players 6 feet under?
Because deep down, they’re all very nice people.

18 – How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unison?
Shoot One.

19 – How do you know someone’s a really good guitarist?
He’ll tell you!


Hilarious Guitar Jokes and More
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